The Sickest Jokes

It's a joke, not a dick. Don't take it so hard.

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I put on my best dress, spent 2 hours doing make-up, painted my lips dark red, took my best shoes out of the closet and put them on and clipped my hair with a 100$ hair-clip. As i arrived at work I saw my boss in the elevator.

Before saying hello, he yelled at me
"The fuck are you wearing Dave?"

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